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STWJ S1E10 (The Finale)- The First Battle to Save Humanity:

  • Writer: Jordan Cantelon
    Jordan Cantelon
  • Apr 16, 2023
  • 3 min read

In the year 2100, the world was a much different place. Aliens, demons, giants, wizards, and pirates had taken over, and the few remaining humans were fighting to survive.


Joe Rogan, Russell Brand, Alex Jones, Donald Trump, Post Malone, Elon Musk, Bruce Wayne, Andrew Tate, Tristan Tate and Tony Stark were humanity's last hope. The group of fighters had banded together to take on the evil forces that had overtaken the world.


Their journey had taken them across desolate landscapes, treacherous oceans, and through portals to other dimensions. They had faced unimaginable horrors, but they had never lost hope.


Their next mission was to defeat the leader of the alien forces, a monstrous creature known as Zorg. Zorg had an army of demons, giants, wizards, and pirates at his command, and he was determined to destroy humanity once and for all.


The group of fighters had assembled in a secret bunker to plan their attack. Joe Rogan was the first to speak.

"We can't beat Zorg head-on," he said. "We need to think of a way to take him down from the inside."


Russell Brand nodded in agreement. "Perhaps we could infiltrate his base and sabotage his weapons systems."

Alex Jones chimed in. "We could use our knowledge of the aliens' weaknesses to create a powerful weapon."


Elon Musk, Bruce Wayne, Andrew Tate, Tristan Tate and Tony Stark all offered their own ideas, and together, they came up with a plan.

They would split into two teams. The first team, led by Elon Musk, would infiltrate Zorg's base and disable his weapons systems. The second team, led by Bruce Wayne, would face off against Zorg and his army in a massive battle.


The teams set out on their mission, determined to save humanity from certain doom. Elon's team moved through the alien base, using their knowledge of technology to bypass security systems and destroy weapons.


As the group made their way through the battlefield, they found themselves surrounded on all sides by aliens, demons, giants, wizards, and pirates. Joe Rogan was quick to engage the nearest enemy, a massive demon with fiery red eyes and a spiked tail. He ducked and dodged the demon's attacks, striking back with quick jabs and kicks.


Russell Brand, meanwhile, found himself locked in a fierce battle with a towering giant. The giant swung a massive club at him, but Russell managed to dodge the blow and deliver a swift kick to the giant's knee. The giant roared in pain and stumbled backwards, giving Russell an opening to strike again.


Alex Jones had his hands full with a group of wizards who were unleashing powerful spells in his direction. He scrambled for cover behind a nearby boulder and pulled out a container of InfoWars Knockout Supplements, which he fired towards the wizards' faces. The wizards shrieked in pain as the supplements penetrated into and sizzled against their skin, and Alex took the opportunity to rush in and deliver a few well-placed punches and shots with his AR-15.


Donald Trump, armed with a laser gun, was taking out groups of aliens left and right. He took careful aim and fired a shot that blew a hole through a group of aliens, sending them tumbling to the ground.


Post Malone, who had been hanging back for most of the fight, suddenly found himself face-to-face with a band of pirates. He unsheathed his sword and engaged them in a flurry of quick strikes and parries, holding his own against their cutlasses.


Elon Musk, and Tony Stark, in their Iron Man suits, were flying overhead and firing repulsor blasts at any enemies who came too close. They spotted a group of demons trying to flank the group and swooped down to take them out.

Bruce Wayne, meanwhile, was using his stealth hand to hand combat training to take out enemies silently and efficiently. He slipped behind a group of pirates and dispatched them quickly with his trusty batarang.


Andrew and Tristan Tate were fighting side-by-side, taking on a group of giants who were hurling boulders at them. Andrew wielded a giant battle-axe, cleaving through the giants' thick skin with each swing. Tristan, meanwhile, was using his lightning-fast reflexes to dodge the boulders and deliver swift kicks to the giants' legs.


Despite the overwhelming odds, the group fought with fierce determination, determined to protect humanity from these otherworldly threats. Slowly but surely, they began to turn the tide of the battle, taking out enemies one by one.


Finally, after what seemed like hours of fighting, the last of the enemies lay defeated on the ground. The group stood, panting and covered in sweat, but victorious. They exchanged nods and high fives, knowing that they had just saved the world from certain destruction.



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