STWJ S1E1-Donald Trump and Post Malone vs The 7 Wizards Of The Wild West:

Once upon a time, in the Wild West of Arizona, there was a great disturbance in the force. Seven powerful wizards had arrived in town, causing chaos and destruction wherever they went. The townsfolk were terrified, and no one knew how to stop them.

But then, two unlikely heroes appeared on the horizon. Donald Trump, the former president of the United States, and Post Malone, the popular rapper, rode into town on horseback, their weapons at the ready.

At first, the wizards laughed at the two men, thinking they were no match for their magic. But Trump and Malone were determined to save the town and prove them wrong.

The first wizard they faced was the master of fire, who shot flames from his fingertips.

Trump and Malone quickly dodged the fireballs and fired their guns.

But the wizard merely absorbed the bullets with a force field.

Thinking quickly, Trump pulled out his cell phone and tweeted a message to his supporters. Within minutes, a group of cowboys arrived, armed with flamethrowers. Together, they were able to defeat the wizard with a barrage of fire.

The next wizard was the master of water, who summoned a giant wave to crush the heroes.

But Post Malone had a trick up his sleeve. He pulled out his guitar and began to play a soulful melody. The sound waves created a counter-wave, canceling out the wizard's attack.

The third wizard was the master of earth, who summoned rocks and boulders to crush the heroes.

But Trump had an ace in the hole. He pulled out a golf club and hit the rocks back at the wizard with incredible accuracy, knocking him out cold.

The fourth wizard was the master of air, who summoned a tornado to sweep the heroes away.

But Trump and Malone were too quick for him. They lassoed a nearby tree and held on tight, waiting for the tornado to pass.

As soon as it did, they fired a barrage of bullets from their guns and the wizard fell to the ground dead.

The fifth wizard was the master of lightning, who shot bolts of electricity from his fingertips. Trump and Malone were caught off guard and nearly electrocuted, but then they remembered a trick they had learned in a science class long ago. They took off their metal belt buckles and threw them at the wizard, creating a conductor that sent the electricity back to him, knocking him out.

The sixth wizard was the master of shadows, who could disappear and reappear at will. Trump and Malone searched the town high and low, but they couldn't find him. Finally, they had an idea.

They turned off all the lights in the town, making it pitch black. Then they waited.

Sure enough, the wizard appeared, his eyes glowing in the dark. But Trump and Malone were ready for him. They fired their guns, and the wizard vanished into the shadows forever.

The seventh wizard was the master of time, who could slow down or speed up time at will. He was the most powerful of them all, and Trump and Malone knew they were in trouble.

But then, a group of aliens arrived in their spaceship and offered to help. They had traveled back in time to stop the wizards, and they had a device that could freeze time.

With the help of the aliens, Trump and Malone were able to freeze the wizard in place and defeat him once and for all.

The townsfolk cheered as Trump and Malone rode off into the sunset, their job done.

They had saved the town from the evil wizards, and they had become unlikely heroes in the process. Who knew what other adventures lay ahead for the duo? Only time would tell.

The End. Thanks for reading!

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