STWJ S1E6-Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and Nancy Pelosi's Journey Through The Apocalyptic Wasteland:
- Jordan Cantelon
- Apr 12, 2023
- 2 min read

In the aftermath of a catastrophic nuclear war, Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris found themselves struggling to survive in a world that was now barren and desolate. They had managed to find a small bunker to take refuge in, but it was only a matter of time before their supplies would run out.
As they discussed their options, they heard a noise outside. Joe cautiously peered out of the small window, and saw a figure approaching in the distance. It was Donald Trump, brandishing a sword.
Trump had always been a controversial figure, and in the aftermath of the nuclear war, he had somehow managed to become the leader of a powerful band of raiders. He was known for his brutality, and for his willingness to do whatever it took to survive.
Joe knew that they had to be prepared for the worst. He grabbed a sword from the bunker's limited supply of weapons, and stepped out to face Trump.
The two men circled each other warily, their swords gleaming in the dim light. Joe had never been much of a fighter, but he knew that he had to defend his friends at any cost.
Trump lunged forward, his sword flashing through the air. Joe parried the blow, and the two men began to trade blows in a fierce and bloody battle.
Despite his age, Joe was surprisingly agile, and he managed to dodge Trump's attacks with ease. He struck back with precision, his sword slicing through the air.
But Trump was a skilled fighter, and he was not one to be underestimated. He fought back with ferocity, his sword striking Joe's again and again.
As the fight wore on, Nancy and Kamala watched from the safety of the bunker. They knew that their survival depended on Joe's ability to defeat Trump.
The battle raged on, the two men locked in a deadly dance. Sparks flew as their swords clashed, and the air was thick with the sound of metal on metal.
Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, Joe saw an opening. He lunged forward, his sword striking true. Trump stumbled backwards, his sword clattering to the ground.
For a moment, there was silence. Then out of nowhere, a loud trumpet blew and 4 horses appeared from the 7th dimension, and on the horses were 4 figures: Alex Jones, Joe Rogan, Russell Brand, and an Alien named Boe Jiden. Alex Jones took down Joe Biden, while the other three attacked the bunker where Nancy Pelosi and Kamala Harris were hiding, and they both fell quickly at the hands of this powerful interdimensional group.
The crew stood there for a moment, to catch their breath. They knew that the fight was finally over, and they had finally won. They turned and rode off into the sunset, and traveled back to the 4th dimension.
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